Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle.
They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, “What do you think you are doing?“
“What if you have an accident?
The priests say, “Don’t worry, my son. God is with us.”
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The policeman says, “In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle.”
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A Newfoundlander goes into a Tim Horton’s in Gander, NL and notices there’s a “Roll Up The Rim To Win” Contest going on.
So, he rolls it up and starts screaming, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!”
The girl at the counter says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a car.”
But he keeps on screaming, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!”
Finally, the manager comes over and says, “I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken. You couldn’t have possibly won a motor home because we didn’t have that as a prize!”
He says, “No, it’s not a mistake. I’ve won a motor home!”
The Newfoundlander hands the cup to the manager and HE reads: “W I N A B A G E L”
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Two guys were roaring down a country road on a motorcycle when the driver slowed up and pulled over.
His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, “I can’t drive anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that.”
“Just put the jacket on backwards,” his friend advised.
They continued down the road but around the next bend, they lost control and wiped out.
A nearby farmer came upon the accident and ran to call the police.
They asked him, “Are they showing any signs of life?”
“Well,” the farmer explained, “the driver was until I turned his head around the right way!”
