Kelly was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night,
when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.
The man noticed that he was the object of the woman’s rapt attention, and with a sly, s-e.x.y smile, approached her.
Blushing, Kelly prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.
“I’ll do anything,” he whispered in a deep, soft voice.
“Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized about, for fifty dollars.
There’s just one condition…”
Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition.
The man said …
The man said, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
Kelly gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars.
She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand.
and finally, she leaned over and whispered into his ear…
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..
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“Clean… my… house”
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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of V.i.agra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.
The son said, “I don’t think you should take one Dad; they’re very strong and very expensive.”
“How much?” asked Grandpa.
“$10. a pill,” Answered the son.
“I don’t care,” said Grandpa, “I’d still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I’ll put the money under the pillow.”
Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow.
He called Grandpa and said, “I told you each pill was $10, not $110.
“I know,” said Grandpa. “The hundred is from Grandma!”
Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is?
Well here is the answer:
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A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends.
Every Sunday morning he would take his 7—year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time, just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn’t feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.
“Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?”
“Oh yes, Papa” the girl replied, “and do you know what? We didn’t see a single a——hole, stupid basta——, or dumb sh—— anywhere we went today!”
