A man goes to the dentist with some broken teeth
A man goes to the dentist with some broken teeth… The dentist asks the man what happened, to which the man responds: “My wife cooked...
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The high phone bill.
The phone bill was exceptionally high. The man of the house called a family meeting to discuss. The phone bill was exceptionally high. The man...
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A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertises fat-free free French fries.
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries. “Sounds great!” said the health-conscious boy, as he ordered some. He watched as...
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A woman went to the grocery store to buy broccoli.
So a woman walks into a grocery store and asks “Do you have any broccoli” “No,” says the guy stocking shelves. So the woman leaves....
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A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie’s house
A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie’s house, and Grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said...
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A blonde and a blonde officer
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her pink sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also...
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The psychology instructor gives a test to her students.
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How...
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A man is taking his 8-year-old son to school in a hurry.
A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. “Uh-oh, I just...
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I Raised My Late Girlfriend’s Daughter as My Own — Ten Years Later, She Said She Had to Go Back to Her Real Dad
I thought raising my late girlfriend’s daughter as my own was the best way to honor her memory. For ten years, I was her dad...
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I Left My 4-Year-Old Son With My Mother-in-Law for One Night — Then He Called Me Begging, ‘Mommy, Please Come Get Me’
When my mother-in-law Virelle offered to babysit my four-year-old son Jorim for our anniversary, my instincts screamed to say no. Ignoring that gut feeling cost...