A blonde and a brunette were talking in the office one day.
Mary (a brunette) and Liz (a blonde) were talking in the office one day. Mary: “Wow, that is some cold you have Liz.” Liz: “Tell...
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Little Johnny found twenty cents on the sidewalk.
Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk. Little Johnny: That’s mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this...
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Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle.
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, “What do you think you are doing?“...
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A father won a toy at a raffle
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present....
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An old farmer bought a mirror in the market.
An old farmer was in the market and saw a very nicely framed mirror. Having never seen such a thing in his life, he was...
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A man goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw.
A man goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over...
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Two lawyers ate Sandwiches in a pub
Two lawyers walk into a pub. They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to...
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A robber enters a house
A robber enters a house, holds the wife and threatens the husband to hand over all the money and jewelry… The husband sobs ” Please...
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An irate old lady called the newspaper office
An irate old lady called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday paper was. “Madam,” said the newspaper employee, “Today is Saturday....
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A polar bear walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer.
A polar bear walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer. The barman says, “£17, please.” The polar bear pays and takes a...